"Well, crying isn't gonna bring your dog back . . . unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back or you can go out there and find your dog."

- Homer J. Simpson
Bill's Bio

I'm a regular guy, a follower of Jesus, the husband of an awesome wife, and blessed with four great kids. We have two girls (pictured here with me) and two boys. They are all wonderful, and being their dad blesses me beyond what I could have imagined. God has been very, very good to me.

If you're interested in knowing more about me (and if so, maybe you need to get out more) you can read a bunch of random things about me here.