"Membership in the family of God is neither inconsequential or something to be casually ignored. The church is God's agenda for the world. Jesus said, "I will build my church, and all the powers of hell will not conquer it." The church is indestructable and will exist for eternity. It will outlive this universe, and so will your role in it."
- Rick Warren
Thursday, July 2, 2009
World being taken over by mega ant colony.
[H/T for both the story and the Simpsons connection - The Great One]
No worries, we'll create a species of genetically modified lizards to fix the problem. And to take care of the impending swarm of lizards we'll simply release waves and waves of Chinese needle snakes. To counter the snake problem we've lined up this fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat. The beautiful part is when winter rolls around the gorillas will simply freeze to death.