"The more I read the New Age literature, the more I am struck by several facts. Almost none of it seriously wrestles with the historical and textual arguments put forward by serious Christians. New Age thought is insufferably fuzzy and inconsistent. Anthing it likes or can use, it rips out of its historic context and redeploys with new content, often made out of whole cloth. It almost never deals with evil, because it is most commonly pantheistic -- and religions that do not wrestle with the problems of human evil are blind beyond words. Worse, almost all of this multiplying thought is irremediably selfish. The aim of the exercise is self-fulfillment, self-actualization, serenity, productivity, power. God, if he/she/it exists, exists for me. And from a biblical perspective, it is this profound selfishness that lies at the heart of all human sin."

- D.A. Carson
Moot Forevah! (Or Until 2:30am, Whichever Comes First)

Last night we held a Moot at an undisclosed location in close proximity to my back patio. The festivities began around 7:15 or so, as grill burners were fired up, juicy steaks were seasoned and seared, stir fry was stirred up and fried, our favorite non-alcoholic beverages were iced down, and Bird and Blo arrived after successfully securing their cheap H.E.B. stogies.

In the (nearly unthinkable) absence of Rod and the (tragically regular) absence of Phil, we invited several honoraries. These included Andrew, a second-generation Thinkling and my first-born, along with past fan favorites Stroke and Quaid. Both Andrew and Stroke brought their lovely better halves, who hung out inside the house with the female members of my household. My fifteen year old son Blake also Mooted for a short while, enjoying his first Thinklings steak and talking sports with the guys. I sent him back inside right before Bird and Blo began spewing smoke from their fire sticks. My dog Cooper also enjoyed his first Moot as an honorary. He didn't add a lot to the conversation but he did succeed in begging about 3 pounds of meat scraps off our table and weaseling more than his deserved share of scratches behind the ears, belly rubs, and other forms of doggie self-actualization.

While this Moot was a little shorter than past Moots, lasting until only the wee hours of the night and not until, as is tradition, the rising of the sun, it seemed a bit more conversation-packed than some recent Moots. Some of this was due to the serendipitous inclusion of the aforementioned Quaid, who aptly played the role of provocateur. We had some hammer and tongs moments, wrestling over perennial Moot topics such as Christian liberty, while engaging in new arguments over tax policy, the divisive role of politics in our culture, the legislation of morality and the morality of legislation (just because it is legal, is it right?). We discussed the Tenth commandment at length, why O'Douls is so much better than Sharps, why the Texans are so much worse than their record, and why the doctrine of the Trinity is not just an essential but the root of all essentials. We discussed how I am currently unemployed in Greenland while Blo marveled at the sponginess of our dessert and we marveled at how Blo has never before seen or tasted angel food cake (yes, we had cake. Another Moot first).

Over time the honoraries had to leave, with Andrew departing first, Stroke second, and finally Quaid, leaving just the Rod-less, Phil-devoid triad of Bird, Blo and me. So it seemed like a great time to began flogging Blo for his feet-planted-firmly-in-mid-air stance on Calvinism, where he is solidly and decisively either a 0 point or a 4 point "moderate Calvinist", except when he isn't. He tried to turn things back on me for my erudite enthusiasm for God's sovereignty and eschewing of labels invented after the 16th century, but his jabs were easily parried. About 2:00am, when we normally would hit the Moot wall, we engaged in about a half hour of stand-up Moot, while gathering our trash, plates, forks and other crockery. We noted that in February we will observe our tenth blogversary, and I engaged in my normally empty pledge to begin posting more and my even more fruitless annual urging of Blo to begin . . . well, to begin posting anything. Blo becomes more transparent during these times, and he nearly faded away completely, becoming harder to see, in fact quite wraith-like, until I dropped the subject and Bird began talking about Squatch. Boom. Blo was back, fully opaque and manifesting corporeal again. We talked about Bigfoot for the remaining twenty minutes or so of Moot 2012. Blo is, by the way, a Believer, with Bird more solidly in the "Knower" camp. The Patterson video is not a hoax, by the way. Science says so.

Around 2:30am Bird and Blo made their exit. As they drove off I, as I do every year, thanked God for such awesome friends and brothers, and for the fellowship and conversation I can have with these guys that is like no other.

Great Moot guys - definitely this was a Moot to remember. Phil and Jared, we missed you.

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Comments on "Moot Forevah! (Or Until 2:30am, Whichever Comes First)":
1. Flyaway - 12/24/2012 11:05 am CST

A little taste of what Heaven will be like!

2. Shrode - 12/24/2012 11:17 am CST

I missed being there. I really did.

Thanks for the recap!

Somewhere Bigfoot is calling himself a calvinist and smoking a stogie...

3. Bird - 12/24/2012 5:32 pm CST

This was our 13th year of Moot. We started this thing in 1999. Quite an amazing run, with no end in site.

We definitely missed Rod, but it was a great Moot nonetheless.

Loved having Quaid there for his first Moot. And also enjoyed talking about how wearing "The One Ring" is so essential to effective Christian ministry, despite the small annoyance of being invisible while you're preaching or teaching.

4. Bird - 12/25/2012 10:51 am CST

Thanks, Essay. We'll keep it up, bro.

5. Quaid - 12/28/2012 10:57 am CST

It was quite an honor to attend my first moot. I know it was not Houston's First, but it was my first, and for this I am grateful.

For the guys who were there, I have almost completed the book I brought up, Michael Reeves' Delighting in the Trinity, An Introduction to the Christian Faith. As mentioned, I purchased the book off of Rod's online commendation. This book has provided so much insight into the things we were discussing. Since Moot, I have been going page by page wishing I could McFly back into the area in proximity to Bill's back patio to bring up the points Reeves offers so eloquently.

Whether battling practical legalism, arguing with oneness pentecostals or defining the essentials of the Faith, this book has solid, Biblical input. I feel like each of us could take it back to our respective camps and have some answers for those to whom we minister (or evangelize). Unfortunately, Reeves did not bring up Obama (but the fact that he did not do so might be the story, itself).

It is on backorder at Amazon, unless you Kindle it. Jump on it, if you can. It will be required reading for an upcoming foundations class I will lead at my church.

6. Neo - 12/30/2012 11:03 pm CST

There was roughly half of this post that made no grammatical or logical sense to me, but glad you had a good time.

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