- the NBC sitcom "The Office"
"We got Guns"
"I got a newborn."
This past December, Florida Dad, Jeremy Reed woke up to find two bad guys with guns staring at him. He sent his girlfriend and their 7 day old baby into the closet and he plowed the two thugs out of the bedroom like a linebacker. Astonished to be attacked by this unarmed man, the two thugs said, "We got guns." Dad responded: "I got a newborn."
They turned and fled.
Now that's manly. This is the way it ought to be.
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