I kept waiting for Willie Ames to show up in his Bible Man costume.

I hope that isn't really God's voice - that would be a drag for all eternity.

......some things are too bad to be funny Jared, even unintentionally.

I hope that isn't really God's voice

I'm just happy that 7-Up "uncola cola" commercial Jamaican dude is getting work again.

I'm just happy that 7-Up "uncola cola" commercial Jamaican dude is getting work again.

Hey, that is that guy!........on crystal meth.

Wow... can I have those 3 and half minutes back. I think I just got punked. I kept waiting for the brilliant part to arrive

I showed my husband. I quote, "That was so stupid, why did you waste 3 minutes of my life like that?"

I laughed until my sides hurt.

Please, if there be any mercy left in Heaven, let that be a spoof. The thought of someone being serious about that as a film leaves me... speechless.

No that's not intentionally awful. It's just awful. I work for a Christian TV station and Christian movies are generally an unhappy lot. Some of it can be explained(low budgets, bad actors) but a big reason is that people who don't know how to make movies are trying to make them. There are some good ones (see Saving God or The Secrets of Jonathan Sperry) and I'm glad that people are at least tryig to make inroads into the industry, but sheesh...this is terrible.

The Dirty Dancing spin on the beach was amazing and very original.

I found another (maybe worse?) preview of this same movie, for those of you who want more badness:

I have no words. Wow.

The spin on the beach reminded me of Titanic.

The "story" synopsis of this movie:

http://www.bikeking10.com/story.htm