Tired of moronic statements like "these are the most difficult times our country has ever faced"? Stupefied by overused and hackneyed analogies of slurpees and economic cars in ditches? Weary of attack ad warfare? Slack-jawed by ginned up class warfare? Baffled by statistics and the lying liars who wield them? Tired of being patronized, condescended, and fed a steady diet of baloney-sausage that would make a carnival barker blush? Disgusted by the slash-and-burn enmity between the "sides"?

I have a quick antidote for you: read a portion of the second inaugural address of a President who led our country through, believe me, the hardest times it has ever faced. Read the words of a President who wrote his own speeches and believed what he said.

You'll feel better.

Neither party expected for the war the magnitude or the duration which it has already attained. Neither anticipated that the cause of the conflict might cease with or even before the conflict itself should cease. Each looked for an easier triumph, and a result less fundamental and astounding. Both read the same Bible and pray to the same God, and each invokes His aid against the other. It may seem strange that any men should dare to ask a just God's assistance in wringing their bread from the sweat of other men's faces, but let us judge not, that we be not judged. The prayers of both could not be answered. That of neither has been answered fully. The Almighty has His own purposes. "Woe unto the world because of offenses; for it must needs be that offenses come, but woe to that man by whom the offense cometh." If we shall suppose that American slavery is one of those offenses which, in the providence of God, must needs come, but which, having continued through His appointed time, He now wills to remove, and that He gives to both North and South this terrible war as the woe due to those by whom the offense came, shall we discern therein any departure from those divine attributes which the believers in a living God always ascribe to Him? Fondly do we hope, fervently do we pray, that this mighty scourge of war may speedily pass away. Yet, if God wills that it continue until all the wealth piled by the bondsman's two hundred and fifty years of unrequited toil shall be sunk, and until every drop of blood drawn with the lash shall be paid by another drawn with the sword, as was said three thousand years ago, so still it must be said "the judgments of the Lord are true and righteous altogether."

With malice toward none, with charity for all, with firmness in the right as God gives us to see the right, let us strive on to finish the work we are in, to bind up the nation's wounds, to care for him who shall have borne the battle and for his widow and his orphan, to do all which may achieve and cherish a just and lasting peace among ourselves and with all nations.

- From Abraham Lincoln's Second Inaugural Address, March 4, 1865