"Why do people choose the substitute over God himself? Probably the most important reason is that it obviates accountability to God. We can meet idols on our own terms because they are our own creations. They are safe, predictable, and controllable; they are, in Jeremiah's colorful language, the 'scarecrows in a cornfield' (10:5). They are portable and completely under the user's control. They offer nothing like the threat of a God who thunders from Sinai and whose providence in this world so often appears to us to be incomprehensible and dangerous . . . [People] need face only themselves. That is the appeal of idolatry."

- David F. Wells
Where My Youth Ministerz At?

This is hilarious. (And quoth Homer Simpson: "It's funny because it's true.")



I think this is funnier -- and certainly more affectionately accurate -- than that Ignatius, Super Cool Youth Pastor thing.

HT: Matthew Paul Turner

Cross-posted at GDC

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Comments on "Where My Youth Ministerz At?":
1. nhe - 08/12/2009 9:17 am CDT

Brilliant!......."I don't endorse 'The Family Guy', but I still think its funny" - I think I made that same comment about Seinfeld when I was a youth minister. Awkward side hug, and the observation about the common denominator among all youth ministers' wives - hilarious!!.......because its true!!!

2. OneDei - 08/12/2009 12:49 pm CDT

Word. Oh, and I also hate it when youth ministers use outdated words like, "word" because they think they are hip.

3. Thirsty Bear - 08/13/2009 9:50 am CDT

Too true.

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