"Why do people choose the substitute over God himself? Probably the most important reason is that it obviates accountability to God. We can meet idols on our own terms because they are our own creations. They are safe, predictable, and controllable; they are, in Jeremiah's colorful language, the 'scarecrows in a cornfield' (10:5). They are portable and completely under the user's control. They offer nothing like the threat of a God who thunders from Sinai and whose providence in this world so often appears to us to be incomprehensible and dangerous . . . [People] need face only themselves. That is the appeal of idolatry."

- David F. Wells
Where's Billboy?

I heard he was running smack about me. I'll bet he's not man enough to step out among the wreckage and settle this once and for all. To borrow a line from Brendan Fraser: COWARD!

actionjack

On the other hand, Bird's got it going on. If I were a chick, I'd marry him. I would send him a poster of me, but I'm sure he's already got one hanging on his wall. I'll sign it for you any day, Bird!

jackforbird

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Comments on "Where's Billboy?":
1. Bill - 02/12/2009 9:37 pm CST

Am I the only one who finds this kinda creepy?



2. Jared - 02/12/2009 11:08 pm CST

No. If by "creepy" you mean "totally awesome and goosebump-giving in a totally hetero way."

3. Why Not - 02/13/2009 3:35 am CST

Creepy, but funny, kinda.

4. Bill - 02/13/2009 5:45 am CST

"totally awesome and goosebump-giving in a totally hetero way."

LOL!

5. jen - 02/13/2009 8:02 am CST

ROTFL

6. nhe - 02/13/2009 9:36 am CST

I will email you my address Bird........send the poster of you in one of those cool cylinders.

7. Michele - 02/13/2009 3:25 pm CST

This is obviously and inside Thinkling joke, rife with tons of meaning.

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