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Monday, March 3, 2008

Posted by Philip @ 10:58 am CST
Filed under: Humor, Just Goofin' Off, Politics

Tomorrow is the Texas primary and I still don't know who I'm going to vote for...

Chuck Norris, Stallone, Schwarzenegger have all endorsed someone, but none of them has quite provided the leadership and guidance I needed. And I've been wondering what's been missing...til now. I need Mr. T to tell me who to vote for!

I've scoured the below videos for clues, but I'm still not sure...

He wouldn't vote for Superman...

And despite his love of mothers, I don't think he'd vote for Hillary...

Oh, Mr. T, where are you when I need you most?

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Comments on "Who would Mr. T vote for?":

1. Quaid - 03/03/2008 11:43 am CST

Well, I think it's obvious that in the clip you've shown, Superman and Stallone are the same person. If Mr. T wouldn't vote for Superman, he obviously wouldn't vote for Stallone. Given Stallone's endorsement of McCain, a vote for Stallone is a vote for McCain. Therefore, by the transitive property of Rambo, Mr. T could not logically vote for John McCain.

We all know, due to Mr. T's oustanding career as a musical artist, he has a professed love of family values. Considering such a love, Mr. T could bring himself to vote for neither Hillary (as mentioned) nor Obama.

This leaves only one major canidate, Mike Huckabee. Why would Mr. T vote for the Huck? I think one great reason might be Mike Huckabee's past as a part of the A-Team. (At this point in time, Huck was known as "Templeton Peck" aka "Face")

Notice the keen resemblance in appearance (via the link) and personality:

"Suave, smooth-talking, and hugely successful with women, Peck is dubbed "Face" because of his handsome looks, which are essential to the team's survival and operations . . ."

If you're relying on the T-Man, when it comes to who you should vote for, I think the choice is clear: Mike Huckabee.

2. Quaid - 03/03/2008 11:56 am CST

Speaking of non-existent celebrity endorsements, I saw this video on Huckabee's web site . . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3X0HVKCQYc

. . . concerning John' Wayne's "endorsement".

3. Knight's Disciple - 03/03/2008 12:14 pm CST

Really, the clincher for me would be knowing for sure who Batman would vote for. Because after all, no one can beat Batman. So whoever he would vote for must be the winner.

4. Philip - 03/03/2008 12:18 pm CST

Quaid,
You're Awesome! I love your "logic".

I like the John Wayne video. Just by itself, seriously, it's cool.

KD,that's hilarious!

5. The Ancient Mariner - 03/03/2008 1:22 pm CST

Yeah, that's a great video. Thanks, Quaid.

6. Chestertonian Rambler - 03/03/2008 10:21 pm CST

Disciple:

You are absolutely correct. Batman can breathe in space, and whoever he votes for is obviously the man for the job.

Except Batman may not like the death penalty.

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